Bears Demotivational Poster
SAVE THE POLAR BEARS - A GENTLE, PEACEFUL ANIMAL THAT NEEDS OUR PROTECTION
UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
SURPRISE - Buttseks!!
DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack
BEARS - See a bear? Play dead. Fight a bear? Kick that fucker in the nads.
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.
A BEAR -
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS
DROPBEARS - Are Gonna Hunt Down Your Grandparents.
GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.
BEARS - Just kick 'em in the fucking nuts!
OH, WHY THANKYOU - I wasn't expecting an appetizer before the main course.
SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!
PANDA - He did not do it.
SELF PROMOTION TIME AGAIN -
BEARS! - Now they've domesticated the horse! We're totally fucked!
HEY THAT'S MY BUCKET - I don't know why I want it, but goddammit that's my bucket.
BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.
PEDOBEAR - Like it or not... ...there's a little Pedobear in ALL of us!
YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
CARE BEARS - They take care of each other
TEDDY SUICIDES - For every bear, that ever there was, Will top themselves for certain because, today's the day... that living became too painful
BEARS - do they really piss in the woods?
HER HONEYPOT -
DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM... - ...you're never gonna believe this....
FRIENDSHIP - You always hurt the one you love
1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.
When Interwebs Attack! -
IMPENDING DOOM -
INNOCENT? - DO NOT believe it. Each bear contains a chip that will unite them globally. Skynet pales in comparison to Cubbynet
SERIOUS MOTIFAKING -
THE BEACH -
GREYBEARDS - D_N'T G_V_ _ F_CK!
THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon
FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk
GOLDILOCKS STEW -
CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Things sure have changed since I was growing up
HORNIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR... - i said leave my wife alone cubby!!
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
MOB BEARS -
BEAR-WARE - Don't worry - You're not Goldilocks!
CUBBYBEAR - Has a posse
JACK IN THE BOX JUMBO DEAL: INNOVATION - Putting the TACO in the BURGER....this could catch on
GLOBAL WARMING -
REJECTED MOTIFAKE VOTE ANIMALS - Oldbear, Devilbear, and Fatbear walk home after failing the audition to be the Motifake Vote Animals
BEARS - 3 baby Bears for 3 Sisters
POLAR BEARS - Eventually they will rip your leg off, and you will die screaming
BIMBO BEARS - I'd done it with a similar bimbo. Sex was OK, but it liked to snuggle too much afterwards. Smelled April fresh though, which was nice.